Two New Charlie Sheen “Roast” Promos Arrive and are NOT Normal!

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen is just around the corner and two more promos have been released.

The first one shows Charlie on a train, probably because that is how he is going to die on the new “Two and a Half Men” season opener, with his Goddesses, a tiger, and a few other strange characters who wonder if the train stops in “Normalville”.

Sheen gets a sneaky smirk on his face and says, “Honey, we left there a long time ago…”

The music in the background is from the Ozzy Osborne’s “Crazy Train”.

The second spot also shows Sheen on his “Crazy Train” and mocks Comedy Central for attempting to roast him saying that’s like trying to reason with a volcano, or duct tape the wind to the ground.

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen gets underway Monday September 19th.

Current roast attendees scheduled to skewer the troubled actor are TMZ's Harvey Levin, Jackass Star Steve-O, Anthony Jeselnik, Mike Tyson, and Jeffrey Ross.

The Roast Master will be none other than “Family Guy” and “American Dad” animator, writer, producer, actor, singer, voice actor and director Seth MacFarlane, who says,

"Charlie is a true icon with a talent that is strong and pure and concentrated into small crystals which can be smoked or eaten."

In an odd irony, Sheen’s roast will air the same night as Ashton Kutcher and company kick of the new Sheenless season of “Two and a Half Men”.

Bring it Warlocks!

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